And DAB!
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Next up, tune in for Peter teaching Steve about Yeet.
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(Incorrect MCU Dialogue: Part 14)
Item: Jube; grants the wielder the power to transmogrify any substance to denim
the Jube of Wonders
In case anyone’s wondering is because getting an x ray once is so barely harmful that it rounds to zero but standing in front of an x ray emitter 40 hours a week for years will definitely kill you
okay so I know that the reason there’s a “stark tower” in the MCU is because in 2012 no one knew that “guy with big new york tower with his name on it” was going to have different connotations in fewer than ten years, but I choose to believe that it’s because donald trump just straight up doesn’t exist in the MCU
They have superheroes and no Trump? They must be living in the Good Place
pros of living in the MCU:
- superheroes
- no Trump
- Wakanda exists
- a rich white billionaire invented clean, renewable energy and shared the tech with everyone
- Thor is real and currently single
cons of living in the MCU:
- constant threat of alien invasion
- ???
